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Not To Split T‑Shirt
 

Not To Split T‑Shirt

Color: Dark Chocolate
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$29.95
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Description

🎲 The Tee That Gets Your Table

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're going to spend five hours negotiating with goblins, arguing over spell slots, or pretending your dice betrayal didn’t hurt, you might as well be comfortable doing it.

This unisex tee has that soft, lived-in “I’ve survived many campaigns” feel right out of the package. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size because nothing ruins immersion like a flimsy shirt that quits before the final boss fight.

Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably understand the importance of snack breaks between sessions.

Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Tee

Made from soft garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton, so treat it gently.

Wash cold only : hot water is for overconfident wizards.

Turn inside out : protect the graphic for future campaigns.

Use gentle detergent : no bleach or harsh stuff.

Wash with similar colors : first wash may bleed slightly.

Drying Instructions:

Air dry is best : helps prevent shrinking and keeps it soft.

Tumble dry low if needed : avoid high heat.

Remove promptly : keeps wrinkles away.

Extra Tips:

No fabric softener.

Do not iron directly on the graphic : turn inside out or use a pressing cloth.

Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $75 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
  • Email us at support@TableTimeTees.com - we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

Players Favorites:

Amazing Comfort for Every Quest

Whether you’re running a campaign, painting minis, rolling dice, or just relaxing between sessions, our tees are made to feel soft, easy, and comfortable all day. Designed for tabletop players, Dungeon Masters, and fantasy fans who want hobby-inspired style without sacrificing wearability.

Customer Service that doesn't suck

Got a question about your order, size, shipping, or exchange? We’re here to help quickly and clearly, so you can focus on your next session, not chase support tickets. From dice night to delivery day, we’ve got your back.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees, soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.